Commentary & satire
The Scratching Post
The first story is ready. The others are on the way.
Alley Cat is working on them. Between naps.
27 headlines from the windowsill
Kitty requests relocation package. It is a cardboard box.
Coming soonPlease compensate the humans who herd our kittens.
Coming soonCat discovers hot-air balloons. Finally, a box with ambition.
Coming soonPaying things off early? Kitty has entered the chat.
Coming soonKitty submits the 3 a.m. zoomies for overtime.
Coming soonBefore you fits, read the assessments.
Coming soonLocal cat discovers plumbing. Would like it to keep working.
Coming soonEven the dream box has fine print.
Coming soonIf I fits, is it zoned?
Coming soonDebt fails to disappear when pushed off the counter.
Coming soonKitty reviews a land-use dispute. Sits on both maps.
Coming soonFor this story, a quiet moment.
Coming soonCat requests water security. Still refuses perfectly good bowl.
Coming soonKitty reviews the map. Claims the sunny bit.
Coming soonBreaking: stuff under the street needs love, too.
Coming soonKitty reviews budget cuts. Treats mysteriously survive.
Coming soonA long-term plan, from a cat who plans to nap.
Coming soonKitty opens biscuit factory. Ribbon-cutting derailed by ribbon.
Coming soonPublic comment is open. Please vacate the microphone.
Coming soonCompare the whole bowl. Not just the loudest kibble.
Coming soonCat reads city budget. Adds line item for sunbeams.
Coming soonCat endorses chasing tiny balls through grass.
Coming soonThe house rules need a read. Even if you own the house.
Coming soonKitty hires a pawyer. Case concerns ownership of sunny spot.
Coming soonTourism receipts meet biscuit receipts.
Coming soonSome breakups require paperwork. Kitty prefers a slow blink.
Coming soonNo cats in that box. Try a different topic.
These are planned story ideas. Published stories include their source links at the bottom. No deadline has survived contact with the cat.